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"I don't know of a single developer who has had his/her hands on Android," says Valleywag honorary staffer Robert Scoble, referring to the open-source software development kit for Google's new phone platform. I don't know of any, either. That's odd, because ponytailed hackers usually make it a point to tell me about these things as a way to rub their snob status in the face of the hated, hated mainstream media. Sorry, where was I? Oh yeah: If you're actually working with Android code and aren't at Google, drop me a line.