As if it weren't already hard enough to ignore the numbers of downtrodden foreigners who sacrifice so much so that we can have our doors opened, our bodies taxied and our authentic New York City Chinese food delivered, New York magazine has to run a story on what it's like (not great) to be a spa worker in this town. Thanks, Emily Nussbaum, for reminding us that there's something "distinctly slave and master" about having an Asian woman kneeling and scraping off your calluses.