In today's Page Six, the gay singer/songwriter Rufus Wainwright is quoted. "I'm still a die-hard romantic and I still subscribe to traditional homosexual attitudes. I love beauty; I love shopping and hookers, you know?" We do know! But the picture wasn't of Rufus Wainwright, nor of his father Loudon. It wasn't even of his mother Kate McGarrigle! No, that's the misshapen mug of Ben Lee, another singer/songwriter and who is definitely on the non-subscriber list for traditional homosexual attitudes. In fact, he once dated Claire Danes, who is neither a shop (though she was in Shopgirl) nor a hooker (though she did play Sookie Saperstein in Igby Goes Down). Keep up this confusion, Johnson, and we might take you someplace private and sing to you from Rufus Does Judy at Carnegie Hall.

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