Barack Obama is in town, and early this morning he broke bread with Mayor Bloomberg! Everyone is very, very excited! What could this possibly indicate? A potential Obamaloomberg ticket? No sir. Everyone and their mom was informed about this get-together twelve hours ago, providing sufficient lead time for pool photography and press intrigue. Excellent PR strategy, which means this actually indicates lots of smoke! Very little fire! No way America is electing a Jew and a black man. Obama just wants to see if Mike's got any extra dirt he can throw at Giuliani down the road. Also? Presidential candidates really like having breakfast with billionaires! Go figure. And just like at any breakfast with a billionaire, the poorer man picked up the check.

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