Fake blogger lands real Zuckerberg interview

An anonymous reader writes:

I read [object of inexplicable Valleywag obsession Robert] Scoble's post where he said he'd give Facebook lots of time on his blog, "But they only seem interested in talking to big-brand journalists and I'm not interested enough to pull out my Fast Company business cards to get them to pay attention." Oh come on, Fast Company? Would Facebook really talk to Scoble for Fast Company? I created a Robert Scoble email account and wrote Facebook asking for an interview. Imagine my shock when they said yes! Screenshot attached. What do I do now?
You know what really hurts about this?

I had this exact same idea. I emailed Facebook Monday morning myself, in hopes of pitching Fast Company with the resulting interview.

Fake blogger lands real Zuckerberg interview

No response from Brandee at all. Dammit, Scoble wins again!