'CSI: Miami' Day Player Rendered Fully Aroused By Magazine Cover Opportunity

We'll admit to not yet having been aware of Marcus Patrick, the prominently bebonered actor currently gracing the cover of Playgirl.

Billed as "CSI's Marcus Patrick," we're not sure if a one-episode-long arc on CSI Miami in 2005 (available for viewing on his official website reel) really warrants the possessive modifier. Still, Marcus is a successful daytime TV actor, currently making housewives and striking writers swoon on Days of Our Lives, and this recent shlong-brandishing on the cover of a major publication—like Lifetime movies, Enrique Iglesias, and Sex and the City, billed as "entertainment for women" and consumed primarily by gay men—is sure to be a boon to his career. (The uncropped cover and rest of the spread is over at Bossip.)