Nintendo has finally opened the doors to its convenient "San Francisco" location — where former Yahoo chief marketer Cammie Dunaway ran off to be "the coolest mom in the universe." Turns out the new PR and marketing HQ is actually on Bridge Parkway in Redwood City, which is 26 miles from San Francisco — about as close as Paterson, New Jersey is to New York City. With the Wii still printing money, you'd think Nintendo would at least be able to spree for a vacant SoMa warehouse. The location, however, is better suited to keep an eye on nearby industry titans Electronic Arts and Sony. After the jump, the commute from San Francisco to "San Francisco."