Nearly having had the Sex and the City movie ruined for us by the spoiler-riddled publicity photo New Line issued at the conclusion of the first day's shoot, we pledged to pay absolutely no attention to any coverage of the project until it reaches theaters next spring, hoping to preserve the many shoe-shopping, cougar-humping, and everyone-dies-old-and-alone surprises the SATC gang has in store for us.

But with the official release of the movie's teaser trailer, we just couldn't keep that promise, plunging ourselves into the 42 seconds of mind-blowing footage with such reckless, lusty abandon that by the time the clip concluded, we found ourselves spinning around in our desk chair like Carrie Bradshaw in the middle of that briefly glimpsed banquet hall, so dizzy with excitement that we forgot how we came to be wearing this wedding gown.