LXTV used to be a website. Now it's syndicating to NBC with the memorable title "LXTV 1st Look NYC." (Save the Bartender. Save the World). Uh. Anyway, for their first show they took viewers to a hot new club on 52nd Street. It's called Touch! The director of operations' name is Sauce! And Pedro Andrade, your host and Lance Bass' once and future lover, has come up with the worst sign off since Colin Quinn's "I'm Colin Quinn, that's my story and I'm sticking to it."