Rafael Cruz, the man who was taped getting slapped silly by a bunch of girls on the A train, is offsetting the loss of his dignity by pressing charges against his slappers. Cruz made an official complaint to the New York Transit Police late Monday evening. When asked why he sat there and took it, Cruz said he didn't fight back because he didn't want to hit a woman. No, of course not! But we bet you'd sure like to shake the shit out of one for putting it up on the web. [WNBC]