Everything about today's Joyce Wadler and Abby Aguire's "Who Invited the Dog?" in today's Times is incredible. Including: "Ari Henry Barnes, who works in a New York law firm, is so devoted to his cat, Romeo, that he wipes the animal's behind every time he does 'a stinky boom boom.'" And: "A legion of two animal experts interviewed agreed that taking an unexpected animal to a party is impolite." [NYT]