Window-dresser and celebrity-potter lover Simon Doonan interviews Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker, and the insanity!
If you could bring a celeb back from the dead, who would it be, and why?
I would bring back John Holmes so that he could fuck me. That dick was too pretty.
Oohhhhkay! Gotta love these kids today! They're so free and stuff.