Hey! Did you know the Palm Centro is only $99 with rebate and a 2 year service extension? BUT! And you know what's included? Making your friends feel bad about themselves. (FYI: In the zero sum game of friendship, this means making you love you more!) In the billboards that I annoyingly see everywhere, a text message reads, "Jen, it's 80's night. You won't even have to change!" And: "Hey Amanda, It's chubby night at Union Pool! You don't even have to gain weight!"

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