Earlier we asked you to send us your whitest. Into our mailbox came belaced souther Goth belles, feisty Koreans and prototypical lummoxes. But the time has come to announce who is the Whitest Kid We Knew. He and a friend (it's a he) win roundtrip airfare to Portland, OR, statistically the whitest city in North America and accommodations at the Ace Hotel in Portland! America, are you ready to meet your best and your Whitest?

Congratulations Cory Choy! It helped that you were Korean! It helped that you look like Jacob Lodwick! It helped that legally I don't think we're allowed to pay for a 17 year-old to cross state lines and stay in a hotel across the country from her home and parents. Anyway, congratulations!

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