• Did you know that Sarah Ferguson, the one-time Duchess of Pork, retains publicist Howard Rubenstein? In any event, she is "not" dating "dashing Norwegian frozen-food czar Geir Frantzen, who at 40 is eight years her junior." You can't make this stuff up. OR CAN YOU! [P6]
  
• Okay, so there's this weird story that's been sort of both unfolding and not this week? It is about the "mysterious Palm Beach drowning of hedge fund manager Seth Tobias" and his wife FILOMENA and a male hooker named Christopher Dauenhauer who also calls himself "Tiger." Other phrases include "drug binges" and "advice of counsel" and there is an assistant who says FILOMENA is a KILLER! We may wait for the Lifetime movie to really get into it? [Rush & Molloy]

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