Hey did you know after hours at the Cafe Carlyle is the new hotness? This is what it means to be the new hotness: "The other night we walked through. 15-20 Upper East Side types. A couple 40-year-old guys dancing with much younger women. They were doing this really awkward white person dance and listening to Rupert Holmes' 'If you like Pina Coladas.'" [N.B.: Actual song title is '"Escape."]