I LOVE YOU, WARDEN B. TOKLAS!

Unbelievably the Post didn't pick up this AP story from yesterday that was begging for a their special touch: "A man being held in a Dutch police cell on suspicion of growing cannabis got an unintended treat in his lunch - a piece of hashish-laced cake, a spokesman said Thursday. ... The hash cake had earlier been seized by police in an unrelated investigation and stored in a refrigerator - close to lunch packets served to suspects being held in cells at the police station in Goes, 110 miles south of Amsterdam." Surprisingly, the suspect told them of their mistake: "I think you've given me something you weren't supposed to."

Pot suspect served hash cake for lunch [AP]