• "We hear that toothsome twosome Blake Lively and Penn Badgley — whose uptown/downtown relationship keeps ['Gossip Girl'] sizzling — have quietly started dating in real life." [Gatecrasher]
  
• Naomi Campbell is ALLEGEDLY in Cuba interviewing Castro for British GQ. Great, now you have to be a top model to get a bit of damn freelance. [P6]
  
• Billy Joel writes a war song that is nowhere nearly as good as Stevie Nicks' Gulf War I anthem, "Desert Angel." [P6]
  
• Shvo no you didn't! [P6]
  

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