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Things we'll never ever have to care about again, brought to our attention by's year in parties in review, include Arden Wohl and her headbands, whether the Mortimers or the Dexter-Jones/Ronson families were the "most ubiquitous clan of 2007," and whether the Olsens or the Millers (Savannah and Sienna) were the most ambitious sister act. Also, this might be as a good a time as any to give voice to my vitriolic hatred of Renee Zellweger, both her face and her craft. If she is beautiful in this world, this world is rotten.

The Year in Parties []