Lindsay Lohan, best known for her abuse of controlled substances and a starring role as a bipolar stripper in the seminal horror film I Know Who Killed Me, seemingly suffers from polydactylism. This photograph from PageSix.com seems to confirm our worst fears: That Ms. Lohan has ten fingers on her right hand. (In general, human beings have only five per hand, for a total of ten.) Lohan, however, isn't alone among luminaries with supernumerary digits! Anne Boleyn had six fingers on her left hand! Also, Benazir Bhutto, the only real opposition to election-rigging, Constitution-suspending Pervez Musharraf's dictatorship in Pakistan, died today in an apparent suicide attack. But anyway LOHAN! TEN FINGERS! THAT'S NUTS!

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