Well, they'll sure be living The Simple Life! All they will be able to afford is a House of Wax! How will they pay their medical bills if these "Stars Go Blind"???

(I'm auditioning for US Weekly's Fashion Police.)

Finally! Someone acknowledging that Paris (and Nicky) don't need the inheritance- I guess their branding's worked after all.

Remind me again -- what exactly is Paris' business accumen? I picture her in an office with a phone, nothing on the desk but a make-up kit and a copy of People, sitting there chatting with friends and making lunch dates. "Fiduciary duty" and "Paris Hilton" seem to be a contradiction.

Well, the Hiltons technically will get to fight over 3%. So, 3% of 2.8 billion is...still a lot more than I will ever see in my lifetime. Ehhh.

When it comes to being cut off from inheritances and the like, there is only one karmic correction I want to see. That's right, I'm looking at you Greasy and Gummy.

@LolCait: the correct title is "Stars Are Blind", but i see what you're trying to do.

Robber-Barron, you rule. . .Wait. Grand-papa probably warned his heinous offspring of this years before. So, he's responsible for P-A-R-I-S H-I-L-T-O-N brand. Bastard!

@bessmarvingirldetective: Ahh. Fair enough.

Don't shed a tear for poor Paris. If she ever gets into a financial jam, she could sell off a few vintage pieces from her rare dildo collection!

According to a codicil of the will, Paris will also have to change her last name to EconoLodge.

It's too late to kill the weeds by tearing out the roots, Barron, but thanks for trying.

@bessmarvingirldetective: @LolCait: Let's not forget the b-side "Stars Might Need a Root Canal".

@nutmeg: @LolCait: @bessmarvingirldetective: "Stars Go Blind" is that single by Hootie and the Blow-Up Dolls, right?

Praise baby Jesus, this is good news. I hope this doesn't affect my Hilton HHonors® account balance.

@Colonel Mustard: Ha. No, they just ended up with "White Hairy Palms".

@nutmeg: "Stars Get Cancer, Too."

Guess now is a good time for the Hilton sisters to finally learn to read.

It also probably means that Conrad knows how to keep them from winning like he did.

But will he now set himself on fire as a final act of contrition?

"We relayed this from an Australian report back in July-"

And it was old in July. Why is it suddenly everywhere and why now?

@crotchety: Because since Benazir Bhutto wasn't blonde US Weekly has some column inches to fill.

@Goodbye, Editors!: She can go into business with Ripple and Delorian Ramada.

@dweeb: NICE.