Woah Josh, you are like mentally already out of here aren't you? You want Nick and I to take over your posts today? I haz ideaz...

Sam Champion prefers the power tools... that means he and Ryan Seacrest are a perfect match!

He just said "I have two pieces. And a tool."!!!

Stalker needs a seasonal satellite office at the Cherry Grove and Fire Island Pines ferry terminals in Sayville. Locals have a long tradition of amusing "guess who got on the boat" gossip. I'll be glad to volunteer my services beginning on Memorial Day.

That is officially the gayest three minutes of conversation ever recorded.

Get a room already!

Not really gay, but kind of, um, what's the word, unmanly

If Seacrest really has Ikea furniture, then I'M a gayz.

their hair is... purrrr-fect.

miss thing same champion is at it again....

Slow news day, huh?

I gotta believe bigger balls than that have landed on both of their heads.

I had to shut it off when they began discussing the waterford - I was afraid next they'd start clawing at each other over which china pattern to go with, audobon or basket weave.

When Sam says "Here's an extra screw!", Ryan is all, "Heh-heh-heh."

I'd pay $$$ to see THAT movie!

"You know, semen is great for the complexion. And it doubles as hair gel."

Check out She-crest's IKEA-free digs in Architectural Digest. "Seacrest's Hollywood Idyll" Homosensual indeed!

A thought - these guys are talking about "energy-saving" LED's... in the middle of fucking Times Square? A place that, by LAW, has to be ablaze with neon and flashy-lighty-thingees all night long?

These two queens should mount the big ball on Monday night, hold hands and ride it into the heavens while shrieking like a swishy Slim Pickins atop The Bomb in Dr. Strangelove.

I love how Seacrest starts off the ball's width (heh) away from Champion, and by the end of the clip they're practically making out. And what in the world is Seacrest wearing? Is he getting on a plane to New England, or Seattle, circa 1993?

I think someone's going to get the scoop after the show. heh.

As Carl Sagan would say, "Millllions and Milllllions of patterns."

this is the first time Sam was happy to have Ryan instead of Dick.

At a campaign stop in Iowa, Mrs. Clinton was emphatic in her position. "Two people who love each other should be allowed to marry regardless of whether one is a gay weatherman and the other is a gay whatever Ryan Secrest does," the candidate said.

I don't know what's worse? You reaching and saying this is an extremely gay conversation, or all the negative cogitations of what a gay conversation is.

"Gay weatherman" is kind of redundant. Just sayin'...

@littlebitstrouds: Oh lighten up -- it's Friday.

@fileunder:
Hey, it's friday. Perhaps Sam will get both Ryan AND Dick.

And, how can that possibly be spun as a negative?

Personally, I'm in favor of getting the dick.

@fileunder:
It's friday. Sam may be getting Ryan AND Dick.

And, since it's friday, who wouldn't like to get some dick? How can this possibly be construed as negative? I'm all for getting some dick.

@dubiouswonder:
patience is a virtue. Especially on friday.

You people leave them alone! Can't you see how happy they are together?

The fact that they are most likely not coked up amazes me.

My TV burst into flames this morning about halfway through that segment. I would call that the gayest thing on TV, but I we've already had Liberace and American Idol.