With its ear pressed firmly to the streets of middle American suburbs, Parade Magazine has released its 2007 Year-End Pop Culture Poll Results. Among the more notable results: 44% percent of poll-takers responded with "Rosie! Rosie O'Donnell! My answer is ROSIE O'DONNELL," when asked, "Who would you consider to be the most annoying — well calm down, let me finish asking the question —"
Who is the most annoying celebrity?
Rosie O'Donnell — 44% Paris Hilton — 24% Ann Coulter — 16% Heather Mills McCartney — 12%
It's unclear if world famous non-actors like Iraqi insurgent agitator Muqtada al-Sadr or child soldier slave-driver Joseph Kony were considered "celebrities" for the purposes of this poll, although their eligibility would have likely had no effect on this particular question.