America's scientists—the best goddamn scientists in the world—have invented a miraculous new drug that, when snorted, cures sleepiness in monkeys. "Americans already recognize that sleepiness is a problem and have long treated it with a variety of stimulants." So what's one more! Unfortunately, the new miracle drug will not act as blogging-enhancer: "It reduces sleepiness without causing edginess." [Wired via Drudge]