A long-lost memo from Robert "Mike Brady" Reed to Sherwood Schwartz upon receiving the script for Episode 116 of The Brady Bunch has reemerged. (Reed was a classically trained Shakespearean actor who regularly penned memos complaining about the show's ridiculous plots and questionable character motivations.) It's pretty classic: "Once again, we are infused with the slapstick. The oldest boy's hair turns bright orange in a twinkling of the writer's eye, having been doused with a non-FDA-approved hair tonic. [...] When the kid's hair turns red, it is Batman in the operating room. I can't play it." [BoingBoing]