A hymn for the asshole YouTube commenter

Commenters on the internet are all tools. But there's a hierarchy of negative commenters: Gawker commenters are literate bastards, nerds on Digg are less eloquent but still native speakers, and YouTube commenters never make it past "You suck!!!11one". This video explores the mind of the lowest form of commenter filth with surprising vigor.

Skip the dull second half, in which a few YouTube users repeat the verse.