• Hills victim Heidi Montag has a new set of lips to suck with. [US Magazine]
• Lindsay Lohan spent New Year's Eve sucking the face off of an Italian waiter, an Italian actor and the son of an Italian singer. That's three men, not one multi-talented one. [Sun]
  
• Britney Spears spent her NYE in the arms of a paparazzo who used to stalk her. [NYP]
  
• Paris Hilton spent NYE with Larry Birkhead, the smirking father of Anna Nicole Smith's child. [TMZ]
  
• 30 people Iraqis died when a suicide bomber attacked a funeral for the victim of a suicide bombing. [NYT]

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