For Britney Spears, 2008 Will Be Just As Miserable As 1981-2007

  • Britney Spears loses custody of her fifth legal team in her ill-fated attempt to take care of her kids. [P6]
  • An 82-year-old Sardinian poet was killed for a 50-year-old vendetta. [Guardian]
  • Kiera Knightley is going to university to "study something and become it." She totally the new Natalie Portman. [Mirror]
  • A B-list star actually turns down sex from a groupie. Mazel Nick Carter! [TMZ]
  • That Malaysian Minister of Health dude who starred in a sex tape has resigned. [TimesUK]