Whenever a remix of that "Y'all ready for this?" song from Jock Jams comes on, this guy turns into a big flaming purple and green Hulk who derives his strength from Swimclass Floaties and absolutely SMASHES the dance floor.
Whenever a remix of that "Y'all ready for this?" song from Jock Jams comes on, this guy turns into a big flaming purple and green Hulk who derives his strength from Swimclass Floaties and absolutely SMASHES the dance floor.
3:21 PM on Thu Jan 3 2008
By Alex Blagg
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Huckabee still loves you. Even though.
Jock Jams got played at every basketball game I ever participated in during high school. It had great beats and smooth rythmn. No wonder I ended up gay.
Wait, wait, did I read from some gay person in Gawker comments once that if you have a jawline like that it means you're probably well-endowed? Or was that about ears? Rodmo?
That's what happens when you get raped by Freakazoid
dude brah, me and the guys from work like to go down to the Lower East Side and get all crazy with it. The chicks are sluttier and if I'm drunk enough man, I'll put my dick in another dudes mouth. weeeerd up, homie.
Is this like the 4th or 5th photo caption thingy today? Oh. Not a Lawson post. Nevermind.
My face is a perfectly proportioned pie-chart of the latest Des Moines Register poll of Democratic hopefuls in Iowa: White is Edwards, Green is Hillary, Purple is Obama!
You wouldn't like me when I'm bitchy.
Wasn't the original Incredible Hulk, what with the overly-muscular torso and predilection for removing his shirt at every opportunity, already the Incredibly Gay Hulk?
In an effort to boost interest among clubgoers, the New York Jets have unveiled its new team colors and mascot, Ecstasy Ed.
Fuuuuck YOU Alex! Now I have that song in my head! Along with the cheerleading routine from Bring it On! Gah!
Sadly, I think that's Bess Armstrong from My So-Called Life.
That looks a little bit like the science experiment we did growing bean sprouts.
This needs to stop. Now.
@PimpMyCouch: who am I? just guess. guys wanna touch my chest!
@codepink: At this point you probably know more about me than I do.
And yeah, freakahulk's packin'.
@Bigggnasty: ROFLPMP. (Engage comment stalking mode)
Noted fashion photographer, Nigel Barker.
@rod: How can you tell in that shot? Inquiring minds and all...
Best thing is the dude in the background, eyeing The Gaycredible Hulk with a look that says, "Yeah, rock that shit, bro. Feel it."
@the supergoddess: Is this a cheerocracy?
@mcginstein: Hee! Was I the only one who was completely gobsmacked when they brought out his wife this past cycle?
"Gay Hulk need sword now. Gay Hulk reach back for sword. Oops. Gay Hulk leave sword at Chad's house last night. Grrrrrrr!!!"
@rod: I'm just wicked smaht about gay dudes is all.
Lou Ferragamo.
1am: paint yo grill green and grapico
2am: pop on yo watch guard, now pump that bitch up
3am: pop a dingleberry, keep rockin
Kreepie Kats on a Thursday? BSL is now serialized and all hither-tither? Day is night! Black is white! Cats are dogs!
@PimpMyCouch: Right?! Former model, no surprise. But really, Nig, you're too pretty to play with the ladies.
@PimpMyCouch: Let's get something straight here. This is not a cheerocracy. I am the cheertater and I make all the cheercisions around here and I will deal will the cheeronsequences. So, now if there are no more cheeruptions, we can cheertinue. Thank you.
Cheervolution!!!@Reluctant Financier:
PLEASE tell me this does not mean that Blue States Lose will only come in a single-serve package.
Sweet Christ - so far Gawker 08 is like when one of your parents gets remarried and says "It's going to be a little different with (insert name of homewrecker here) around, but I'm sure you'll learn to like it." But we always watch Full House on Fridays!! YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!
@Reluctant Financier: oh no. no no. not even. I AM THE EMEFFING CHEERTATER. now all of you bitches, quick, drink your bourbon or I'll flog you with my pink sparkly pom-poms.
this looks like the dude you think has a nice body because of the jaw line and the macho pose, but then you realize he's just as skinny and hairy as the next LES hipster wearing glitter makeup.
@the supergoddess: If bourbon is the new kool-aid, then cheers to you, dahling!
To be fair, Peter Garrett has always been very progressive and politically involved.
Queeroids.
@MercuryPDX: Codepink mentioned a correlation between jutting jaws and jutting manhood.
As a thoroughly independent research scientist, I can tell you of three boyfriends with weak chins, and one husband who has the chiseled profile of a Greek God. They all match the hype.
When a girl finds a man who can handle money, take out the trash, and make her cervix say "Ooooh!", she'd be wise to marry him quickly.
Let's twitter about it.
wait....so blue states lose now comes in single-serve packs? this is like the time my dealer switches to $20s.
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