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Everyone is always talking! Or, typing! Comments and questions and jokes and things! And some of it is really great. So this is where greatness is recognized. Join me, LolCait/Richard Lawson, as I bestow honors upon a lucky few.
Illness, sadness, changes, neglected children, new plans, unrelenting lusts for fame. Everything everywhere was laid bare and exposed this week, and many of us were compelled or even forced to read. What can one do when the near-blinding sight of Truth confronts you? Well, you can certainly utter a few words. Which is what these three commenters did.
From Conbon in Deranged Britney Spears Goes To Hospital:
"If this means she was high when she was supposed to be taking care of her kids, then, oh boy."
From InOtherNews... in The Huckabees:
"I feel sorry for the bench."
[Yeah, me too...]
From Dado in Gawker in 2008:
"This reminds me of when the new cast of ZOOM would get introduced."
[Yeah, but the audience clapped on that show!]
Okay! Sorry so few this week, it's been keerazy. I promise a full five next week and (hopefully) a Party Pick. Emails please?
I'm going to go sit in a darkened room now.
Comments
Wouldn't it be easier to just say Richard LOLson?
@HeyThereKiller: Dude, I hope someday you will describe what the past few days were like there. Have a good weekend, and a few stiff drinks.
It would have been easier to pick The Meanies this week. Sigh.
@fiveinchtaint: That was not meant to be @HeyThereKiller, sorry. Stupid no-preview commenting.
@CodePink: The Meanies was that disastrous Goonies sequel, right?
@fiveinchtaint: aw shucks
@HeyThereKiller: Ha, sorry. I'm not sure where you are, so that would have been an awkward question to ask you. This one's for you though for the LOLson. Nice.
Wow (fuck!) I just got back to the US and everything that kept me barely stable has gone awry: We got evicted from my flat (we live elsewhere now--weird) and Gawker's changed. Wot happened here? Everyone's gone! (Also, Julia Allison--WTF?)
hmm. I'm throughly confused.
Congrats to LolCait, though! (cheers, mate)
Hey RLolSon, let me viirtually wrap your wooly scarf around your neck on this cold evening and virtually invite you to a mug of mulled wine. What a week. In dreams begin responsibility., A form of therapy I highly recommend, tossing water baloons at passerby from your windows around 3 am. Besos, guapo.
@fiveinchtaint: Thats ok... I mean, Ann Frank was a nobody until she got her book published... just wait for my blog about surviving the LOLocaust
@HeyThereKiller: also, anne
three?
these really are starting to become commies.
Well, if there was ever a need for a short week, this one was it.
@Shanghaibaby: On the upside, it's been a very busy day on Gawkbook. The underground city has been buzzing!
@SarahHeartburn: alternatively, water buffalo
wait...lolcait's a dude?
OMG THEY KILLED MORGAN! Wait, who?
[nymag.com]
@b4nt4:
@Hot Foot: I'm not sure who he was either, but the quote from him in the article is priceless.
Hmmm....
FTW!
@Conbon: L. O. L.
Wow, thanks Lolcait! This is like so the opposite of haterating.
@Landor: !! That looks just like me!!
@Landor: I read most everything this week, for better or worse, but this really ended it all well. Some things stay the same and all. We'll see what happens next week when my actual work has to be done, not just me showing up with the New Year's week crowd.
In other news, did y'all hear that Tom Cruise's United Artists studio broke rank and signed their own deal with the WGA?
@strehle: Obliviousness is my happy place.
Jesus this is boring. I miss Balk.
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