'The Simpsons' announces the death of print

worst medium ever

newVideoPlayer("simpsons_panel.flv", 475, 376,""); Did you watch The Simpsons last night? Probably not, no one really does anymore! But no one really reads newspapers anymore either. Above, Nelson pwns an industry.

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