After warning me that he was coming to the CES Press Room and to "stay out of his face," blog blowhard Jason Calacanis stormed over to me to "introduce" himself and slam my boss and brag about how much money he has. Money can't buy you a snappy comeback, however.

When Calacanis was almost out the door, I yelled across the room, "Google's better!" — than Mahalo (there's your link, now quit your bitching), that is, the "human-powered" search engine that's currently keeping Calacanis off the street. Having no response, he slunk out the door to peals of laughter.