Damn. Just when I found a demographic I could build a charity organization for.

A lesson, kiddies: Never, ever pre-game with Lunesta.

He's totally fake sleeping.

also, don't speak every sentence like it's a question, with your voice rising at the end.

I wish I could fall asleep at 8:25.

i'm pretty sure the roommate was in my calc class freshman year.

Would have been funnier if Alex sneaked a dildo into the shot somehow.

Fake or not, Alex's videos kinda crack me up and wish I had a roommate again (well, not really one the roommate part).

Is violent gay rage like the time Lucy and Ethel were singing a duet called "Friendship" and tearing the embellishments off each other's dress?

Yawn.

Dear cute Alex and cuter roommate,

Please adopt me as a 3rd roommate. I don't take up much room. I can't cook, but I will wash dishes and be amusing.

Think about it,
Katie

Katie:

I think what they really need is someone to take out the trash. What is it with men and overflowing trash bins?

@dubiouswonder: As long as I can platonically (or not) snuggle with one (or both) of them on a semi-regular basis, trash-duty is included in my offer. I will also clean the bathroom. And maybe even do some laundry.

@Kataroo_kangaroo: Um... your so in. with full on (not) platonic snuggling privileges.

What is he, Andy Warhol? Sleeping videos not interesting.

What would happen if he secretly replaced his roommate's real coffee with Folger's crystals?

This is perpetuating the stereotype that gay Jews are most attractive when they're being witty and making social commentary. Gawker, please do your part to put an end to this myth by showing him getting probed with a flashing dildo while talking dirty to the camera in Hebrew. Kthxbai.

@steven_scareplanes: Score.

@George Walter Vincent Smith: or better yet: crystal meth.

more of cute roomie!

Could you possibly feature a video of Alex just saying "caucus" over and over? Thank you.

@sing_michael_sing: I know? But don't you think? That he's like so cute? That it like totally makes up for it? Or at least goes a long way? Toward making up for it?

@sexbot: I nominate Maroon 5's Adam Levine to do the probing.

Hey, can we get subtitles? This looks cool but I keep my work machine on mute.

educational. i had no idea that "cute" and "vincent gallo" shared a borderline.