Suffrage for the Oompa Loompas!

I just love the pre-cancerous glow of her skin.

It's unfortunate that she can't vote. It's an election year where the minority vote is sooo important and given that she's an alien, I'm saddened that her voice will go unheard.

If she mates with the blue guy we'd have a new mascot for the Mets.

Too bad she can't vote. The "Bright-Orange Entitleds" are a completely untapped demographic.

@dado:

Only if she chokes in the clutch. And, in a sense, she has.

I'm sure it's been said, but if her skin tone hasn't been Photoshopped, then she really should be put down for epidermal abuse.

@dado: Holy HA HA!
Brilliant!
There is always Da Bears if she's more into football, too.

Can she also get jail time for stealing Hulk Hogan's tan?

Oh my gentle Jesus. Does she have a morning routine of full-body chemical peels by bad doctors?

I wish that everyone everywhere would stop using that picture. Every time I see it I think I would be better off gouging out my eyes...slowly...with a tooth pick.

@tonashideska: i think she's actually translucent and just drinks a ton of Mountain Dew Livewire

@Chaim Gnadelstein: Hey, at least her teeth match her hair.

Well, I guess Bin Laden feels damned stupid now for sending Huckabee that $100 check.

openly requesting a pardon in exchange for cash is so awesomely 16th-century. Makes me homesick for old Wittenberg.

This is what "Carrie" would have looked like had she perished in that gym fire she started.

That skin makes me want to put on a wide-brimmed hat, no, a burka.

@seedy:

seedy - is that Peter Gammons in your avatar?

@Herb Tarlek: That green thing Cybill is wearing.

LOBSTER LADY LOBBIES!

Mud bunny, mud bunny where have you been?
Mud bunny, mud bunny please think of your skin.

@Codepink: Ha!

I feel bad she can't vote, but having her likeness at Madame Tussaud's Marzipan Museum has to be some consolation.

@lolcait: You did it!!

@Itsjustcatnip: We don't need no aloe, let the self entitled burn!

@tewkesbury: Hopefully this opens the door for the indulgences I want to sell from the church I want to start.

You can get a tan just like that in Coney Island. It's a lot less expensive than the Hamptons, and the people you run over are less likely to sue.

Perhaps it's unfair of me, after just slagging on Julia Allison, but I cannot get enough Lizzie Grubman.

Maybe Julia needs to maim some people to make herself interesting.

Driving an SUV into a crowd of people is kind of more dictatorial than democratic.

@Chaim Gnadelstein: That's what I'm saying. If she does it in Coney Island they're all illegals anyway and accustomed to taking abuse.

@Chaim Gnadelstein: Unless of course you're from the Chappaquiddick school of participatory government.

Hey, guys, the anatomy chart escaped from my biology textbook. Have you seen it?

Julia Allison is soooooooo much more interesting, not to mention infinitely more fuckable.

Murderess? Did she actually kill someone with her SUV? I don't remember.

@In Other News...:

Nope, Phil Spector with his fab hair. Hopefully you don't have the same reaction to Spector as I do to the Grubman pic.

@pre555soul: Right, that was my question. According to Wikipedia, she "only" injured 16 people.

She doesn't look a day over 75 years old.

@Hot Foot:

Leave.

If she COULD vote, who? Hill or Bar?

Donatella Versace ran over a group of hoi polloi at a now defunct Hamptons Hotspot?
Where the fuck have I been.
That being said, her rhino-recon came in pretty good...

@EddieTheDane: THAT's whose tan she stole. And I was thinking Hulk Hogan.

She MUST be an alien, you can only get that kind of tan near a solar flare.

@PowerBlonde: Boiling in ghee could have a similar effect

looking at the photo more carefully, if you put that wig on Letterman and left him out in the sun ...

If Lizzie had advised the Huckbees, that family picture would have been so much easier on the eyes: they would all have been tan and bleach-blond and wearing strapless dresses.

LOLOL---funniest comment in recent memory!@dado: