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Headlines Of the Damned
1:44 PM on Wed Jan 9 2008
By Pareene
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"Cookies. They wanted me to stay home and bake COOKIES?"
"Whenever I get upset, I just pretend like a cute little bumble bee just landed on my nose."
"OMG, Albright's standing right behind me, isn't she?"
"I am melting your resistance with my brain!"
"Hillary Clinton: Tidying Up America, One Drawer at a Time."
Mahnah mahnah.
So when the fuck is she going to find time to iron my shirt? Barry coulda had that sucka starchy smooth by now.
"Just remember...I don't always lose at Scanners."
Richard. I'm plagiarizing one of your previous ones with this, but "Oop. You know what, I just pooped a little bit."
@FracturedAcetabulum: Heh. I almost reprinted it myself. Because that's exactly what that photo is.
"No, No, I NEVER watch Oprah."
"I'm holding my breath until you all stop voting for Obama."
"My GOODness, yes, that is quite the infected abcess on your neck!"
"You bitch, I told you I was hopeless with my own hair!"
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