We suppose the above bargain-budget, highly suspect "interview" with Britney Spears's alleged drug dealer could have been easy enough to fake. Simply hire a Dateline-ish looking interviewer to sit down with a subject shot entirely in silhouette, add a little voice-distortion (or is "Jane" a transexual?—it's difficult to say), and let them run off at the mouth about the Costco-sized drug orders the singer would regularly have delivered to the Four Seasons. Still, our quick, grossly unscientific mental calculations (2 oz. cocaine per day = 57 grams per 24 hrs. = heart[KABOOM!]) leads us to question the rigorousness of their sourcing standards, as that's enough blow to kill a Blue Whale.