It's time again to express our appreciation for the loyalty of this week's sponsors, all of whom we trust to pry the Dom Perignon bottles from our fingers no matter how forcefully we slur our disapproval. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and help foot the bill for our upcoming, pricey rehab stint, see this page.

Special thanks to: Amazon Anywhere, Discovery Channel, Starz, Uwushunu.com, The Whitest Kids U'Know

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