Maybe the reason the Parkers and the the Maggies and the Mobys (Mobies?) and the Sarandobbins are so visible is because they're lonely and just want to make friends with their neighbors. At least, that's one theory from our stalker, whose sighting of Parker Posey ambling around the nabe is after the jump.
Heavy black eye makeup, black hat and walking casually with someone. I know, everyone sees her, her and Moby in NoLita. I think I've seen them like five times! Maybe next time i will say hi.....i bet they are craving a friendly "hello neighbor!" :)Send your sightings to stalker@gawker.com. Include time, date and exact location so we can post it to the Gawker Stalker map.












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Isn't that Fairuza Balk?
I also saw Parker Posey this weekend: she was at Corner Bistro waiting for a table on Friday night with a male friend. Hope she got a Bistro Burger.
Jermaine: We go walking around at night all the time and nothing ever happens to us.
Murray: Well that's ridiculous! Anything can happen! You could be murdered! Pickpocketed! Bump into people. You could be ridiculed!
Jermaine: We've never been ridiculed.
Murray: Really? It happens to me all the time. It's always "hey! uh. Ginger balls!"
Jermaine: Oh that was Bret.
Bret: Yah, that was me.
I imagine that Parker Posey circa Waiting for Guffman was craving more of a "how's your father" than a "hello neighbor."
@Pope John Peeps II: Yay! I watched the whole first season this weekend. Hilarious, especially Dream Bowie.
@Pope John Peeps II: You mean "Brit" and "J'maine"
@Pope John Peeps II:
Excellent work. Also, Valerie Plame? Also well done.
@Pope John Peeps II: I too just watched the first few episodes last week. "Do you want to borrow my jumper, Bowie?"
@bifteck-frites: Those are delish.
I went to college with Parker and she was always friendly even though the thespians there were inclusive.
Met Moby at a party once and have to say he seemed nice/humble as well. He surprisingly isn't as scrawny and weak as people make him out to be. He probably plays it up for the ladies though.
@PimpMyCouch: That's pretty Frea-kay, Bret.
@collegecallgirl:
Bowie: And one more thing. Get an eyepatch.
Bret: wha?
Bowie: Get. An. Eyepatch.
Bret: oh, i've got an eyepatch.
Bowie: Good, then wear it. (singing) wear the eyepatch bret, wear the funky funky eyepatch!
@Cheap Shot: Do you know Lisa Loeb?
@Pope John Peeps II: And how about how concerned Bowie sounds when Bret tells him the eye patch screwed up his depth perception? "Oh...Oh no..." I was doubled over laughing.
@theobviouschild: Haha! I did know her but I chose not to 'stay'.
@collegecallgirl: I think this is my new mantra:
David Bowie: Oh, the media monkies and their junky junkies will invite you to their plastic pantomine... throw their invites away.
Bret: I'm not really sure what you're talking about.
@Cheap Shot: I think I have to go to YouTube now.
@collegecallgirl: That's also what she says when she's trying to get out of a really awkward date.
Saw Moby as I enjoyed my brunch at Kate's on Ave B.
Would've been more excited to see him if I wasn't already annoyed at the rate of gentrification of Alphabet City.
@collegecallgirl: Yep me too. All of a sudden - more reruns to watch (well, not too all of a sudden. Thanks writers of America!) But these are the good reruns. I know everyone has crushes on Bret and Jermaine but I kind of have a thing for Murray.
@PimpMyCouch: The whole season is magical! But the Bowie to Bowie video..........pointy nipple antennae, amazing.
@elizabethm: @What it is: I watched like 8 episodes this weekend so it's all fresh in my head.
My wife admitted to me that she has a tv character crush on Bret. Is that completely bullshit? She has a thing for the real guy because that IS his character. Do people really have TV crushes? Would someone want to screw Urkel? Screech? help!!!
@Pope John Peeps II: You knew I just wanted to leave?
@Cheap Shot: @elizabethm: I just posted about my Jemaine crush.
@SinisterRouge: You'd think, but no.
@collegecallgirl: The moment you said you wanted to leave, that's when I new you were leaving.
@Pope John Peeps II: The moment you misspelled knew, that's when I wanted to leave.
@collegecallgirl: @Pope John Peeps II: @collegecallgirl: @Pope John Peeps II: @collegecallgirl:
I couldn't help but follow your verbal foreplay. I'm eagerly anticipating the next installment.
Just don't stand next to any big magnets, everyone.
@collegecallgirl: yah, my right middle finger is weak from flipping so many people the bird. No k for me today. For me it's the eepie ats
Also, I have just this minute realised that it was Jemaine in those Outback Steakhouse ads I used to laugh at so much..."Not good enough, Mum!"
@collegecallgirl: good post. like your blog.
@collegecallgirl: I'm not weeping cause you won't be there to hold my hand, for your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland.
@Cheap Shot: thanks!
@Pope John Peeps II: Maybe I'd hold your hand more if you didn't always try to push it onto your crotch.
@collegecallgirl: I told you, I just needed you to get my keys! I was too busy thinking of which column I'd put you in on my excel spreadsheet! Besides, I was negging you all night, I thought it was time for some kino escalation.
Well, at least there will always be a place for her at the Dairy Queen...
Mel: "I stalk them everyday!@Pope John Peeps II:
@Mary Mouse: What do you mean by the magnets commentary?
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