Confusion and chaos at Merrill Lynch! Who dragged shit all over the 19th floor? Early reports fingered an unnamed fixed income research analyst. Now bankers accuse "an equity trader who blamed the folks at fixed income for his diminutive bonus." The bond guys are planning their revenge prank. Oh, the fun they have on Wall Street! They're like the Little Rascals, except contributing to a coming depression instead of living through one. [DealBreaker]