How many years has he written for The New Yorker?

I. Want. My. CHOO-CHOO TRAIN!

INVISIBLE SKEZ!!11!1!

@mathnet: um ski poles?

If I hadn't met him in person once and just loved the guy, I would NEVER believe he is anything less than Rasputin mashed together with George Clinton and a soupcon of Eraserhead thrown in the mix.

I Just. Want. To Read. More. BOOKS! No TV. BOOKS!!!!

Cornel West Pissed He Wasn't Featured in Styles' Vest Article

Actually, Black Might Crack

Cornel West Will Pull This Car Over If You Kids Don't Stop

Buckwheat Gives Commencement Speech at BET University

Mrs. West Pissed Teacher Didn't Use Comb Sent With Her Son On Picture Day

Blaxploitation Werewolf Loose In Nation's Capital!

Cornel West forgets that Beano must be taken BEFORE the meal.

Don't make me get postmodern on your ass.

Cody ChesnuTT Goes Back To His Roots

@Smitros: HAH!

Don King very angry with his Queer Eye makeover. Swears revenge.

Blacula remake sweeps BET Awards.

Come hear Uncle Tom growl

Malcolm Gladwell has really let himself go.

The Don King/Spike Lee gene slicing experiment is a success!

Cornel West Gets all Pulp Fiction on Our Asses asking, "Does this look like dead _____ to you?"

Cornell West Rehearses for New Role as Effie in Dream Girls

[Cornel West] just realized what his Harvard colleagues really think of his 'scholarship'

Classy, as always. (Larry Summers could never pull off a tuxedo like that.)

"......TIE......TOOO.......TIGHT!!!!"

Clarence Williams III Angered that Mod Squad Reunion Flick Shelved.

I was the orignal guitar player for T.V. On The Radio, before they replaced me with that other guy!!!

Reanimated corpse of Frederick Douglass hates long awards shows.

Uncle Phil Grows Fro, Is Angry at Will's Latest Hyginx

Cornel West to Tom Wolfe: "Do you wear an inexplicable white quasi-neck warmer with your suits? I didn't think so."

BTW, @everybody: Racists! Where is noasalira when you need her to cry foul?

@RocketSurgeon: Nice... I couldn't figure out what to do with Douglass. Emily and Michelle late to arrive at awards show?

"RAAAHHHR!"

Tired of Willard stealing his thunder, Gene Shalit expands his horizons.

@iplaudius: Serious? Kidding? (Being sincere)

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

Unfrozen Caveman Scholar

Cornell West Puts a Hex on White Folks.

Cornell Reverses His Position on the Oppressiveness of Watch Fobs.

@lolcait: Sincerely: I’m kidding. But I expect someone else will complain about “Buckwheat,” “scholarship,” “his ‘scholarship’,” the black-hair jokes, “Uncle Tom,” and so on.

P.S. I’ve been enjoying your posts and, as always, your comments. I hope I will get to see your play-/screenwriting performed some day soon.

@iplaudius: Yeah. To me it's the same thing as saying Robert Redford looks like Sally Jessy Raphael. Equal opportunity!

P.S. Thanks. Hopefully I'll have play done someday soon.

Cornel West held back by watch chains of oppression.

@iplaudius: I thought it was supposed to be casual racism. You twits are so paranoid these days! Relax, you're still comfortably anonymous.

@lolcait: I just posted a Foxymoron about Cornel West at 1:34 pm today. I have no idea how to use my newfound psychic powers.

@theobviouschild: Holy Non-Marxist Socialists! She's still going?!?

Amazing!

With My Pocket Watch/Time Machine, I Can Undo Miscegenation
-

(I'm biracial - white/black - so pls save your hate mail for a worthier cause)

@lolcait: And we miss you there, but I can see you're quite busy.

@theobviouschild: You kids are having your own little FF over there. Nice.

"There is TOO a fucking spoon!"

@dola: Casual racism, like casual sex, is just not as satisfying as when you do it with love, don’t you think?

@Tammany_Fall: That wins my vote. Fan-fucking-tastic!

"McCartney? I'd Wager On Yoko."

Haberdasher 1, Milliner 0

@In Other News...:
wow, i didn't see that there!

@In Other News...: Hairdresser -10, Anger Management Coach -27

I'm the professor of rap
The academic of cool
And you know that I don't
Suffer no fools
I know a lot more
Than most people know
I was in The Matrix
Yeah, you better say "Whoa!"
Someday I'll have a Grammy
And a big Nobel
And then you Harvard haters
Can go straight to Yale
But then I'll just keep rappin'
To expand your knowledge
'Cause I'm the biggest pimp
At any college!

@TedSez:

Is that a premium download on iTunes, dude? Dudette?

Cool, thanks, lol. That may be the highlight of my day. Seriously.