scientology be praised!

HA-ha. That's hysterical.

What's The Deal with Waving?

Jerry thanks paps for tips on forthcoming Madonna diet book.

"Seinfeld, party of 2?"

Seinfeld ruefully acknowledges he is no longer king of his castle.

"KSW motherfuckers!"

@Codepink: HA!

Mentally Handicapped Tourist Sez: I Eated FIVE PIES!!!!

l'chaim!

"Sorry, Rabbi Weisenstein!"

Jerry Loses Spongeworthy Status; Forced to Walk Six Paces Behind Plargarist.

I think he's trying to say, get the bouillabaisse.

Seinfeld Follow Wife To Ministry Of Silly Walks

@Colonel Mustard: "Follows", dumbass.

Is he wearing pleather?

Deceptively Delusional

He's Got Hand, and He's Gonna Need It

All right, that's it for me, Earth. You've been great. Goodnight everybody!

"there's LOBSTER in these eggs???"

Seinfeld: Hat on head, balls in wife's shopping bag.

"Sorry, can't stop! We're buzzzzing off to get our 'Bee Movie now on DVD!' Junior Bacon Cheese Burger Meal from a Wendy's near you!"

She is striking a yoga pose

She's got the last marble rye in the bag

Jerry Seinfeld Terrified of Wife's Louboutins

Bee Movie awful; Seinfeld attempts to block as angry fan hurls Festivus wreath.

The red soles of the Laboutin shoes Mrs. Wife is wearing scream hatred and fuck you bitches.

Seinfelds Exit Sfoglia, Rush Home to Finish "Smoglia Cookbook"

not a caption suggestion, but note the shoe-gifting queen is wearing Christian Louboutins

Jerry awkwardly waves hi to old buddy Michael Richards, pushing a shopping cart out of Central Park and hitting up his Seinfeld co-star for a spare sandwich or piece of fruit

"Isn't she great? I ordered her out of J. Peterman."

Plagiarism: Not That There's Anything Wrong With That!

Love his comfy middle aged shoes there.

Woodwork Whacko wrangler walks without wife while waving.

It's gold, Jerry! Pure gold!

FDA Celebrity Spokesman Urges Americans to Eat Five Servings of Fruits and Vegetables a Day.

@Cheap Shot: Yes, those are the most boring and unscuffed shoes I've ever seen. I tried to come up with a caption re: them, but couldn't, luckily for all.

"Try the veal"

Jerry's sneakers remain in the possession of "Mom and Pop," Wife's Louboutin's not stolen

"Secret to Seinfeld's Success: Grossly Mismatched Hands."

"See, no hair!"

Seinfeld sheepish after learning at dinner with Cruises that cost of Robo-bride far less than lawsuits, Oprah shoes, buying off girlfriend's husband.

Jerry Seinfeld Winds Up for World's Hardest Ass Slap

@nutmeg: Wife Flees in Terror.

@nutmeg: gets my vote

"I have this many hundred-million dollars."

"Hah! Tom and Katie slipped out the back! Fooled you!"

She's got Suri in that huge purse. I just know it. They have successfully smuggled that poor child out of Scientology! The Seinfelds are just one stop on a huge Celebrity Underground Railroad. Godspeed!

I like how he makes her carry the bag and doesn't allow her a coat. Hey, plagerizer, it's winter!

Did they Puree' the veggies?

Bob Sagat greets fans, attempts to catch fleeing female.