David Spade and Matthew McConaughey Probably Just Too Into Themselves To Wrap It Up

Right off the bat, let's get something straight. We are ALL for pre-marital sex. In fact, if pre-marital sex didn't exist, well ... we don't even want to think about a world where pre-marital sex doesn't exist. But really (and we ask this out of curiousity more than anything else), does anyone else find Hollywood's recent spate of high profile out-of-wedlock baby announcements the least bit peculiar? We know the WGA strike has freed up a lot of time for a lot of us, but that doesn't explain why notoriously toxic bachelors like David Spade and Matthew McConaughey decided to throw caution (and their condoms) to the wind. So then, what can we attribute this (sorta joyous!) news to? As with most of ills permeating our society these days, we're gonna place the blame squarely on the shoulders of Juno.

Just kidding, Diablo! We don't blame you. We blame Judd Apatow. But then again, we don't really blame him, either. The truth of the matter is this: we haven't really fully formulated a hypothesis as to why this is happening. We have just noticed that it IS happening at a much-higher rate than it has during the entire time we've been blogging. Admittedly, as far as the Scientific Method is concerned, we're only on Step 2 of an eight-step process. Which means we have miles to go before we sleep. But just like the Katie Holmes Marathon Conspiracy, we WILL get to the bottom of this. Of this you can be assured.