Due to the wildly mild success of the new video by soap opera star Brenda Dickson, I here provide you with the parodies of her embarrassing self-produced autodocumentaries (both the 1987 video and the one posted some time last year) at the request of Gawker's commenters. The voice-over has a drag-queen kind of humor, scatological but clever. It's probably a bit unfair to the aging star, but these videos are more enjoyable without knowing who Dickson is anyway. (UPDATE: More parodies!)

UPDATE: Apparently Brenda Dickson inspired a whole generation of parodists. Here's a more ambitious recreation of "Welcome To My Home":