On Sunday, the New York Giants play the Green Bay Packers in the NFC Championship game. In order to jinx Giants quarterback Eli Manning, the Green Bay Fox affiliate has decided not to play their reguar Saturday night Seinfeld repeat. Because Eli lives in New York, you see, so it's probably his favorite television show. In retaliation, the Giants have announced plans to destroy the eerily aging portrait of Brett Favre that hangs in a Lambeau equipment closet. And to hide his painkillers. [Fox 11]

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