...overwhelmed with the desire to netflix me some Laurel & Hardy.
Also, I sweat those boots.

Goosed by the invisible hand of fate.

Paps make Gossip Girl cry!

Blake Lively demonstrating the proper way to cross a busy intersection or the no-look pass to the ER.

CrumpleFace II: The Reckoning

S waits too long before finishing her yogurt.

No, really! I'm famous, honest!

Blake bids Gabe Roth one last goodbye.

The Rockettes Decide Against the Idea of a Square Dance Routine.

New Beano Spokesmodel

Girl Dresses Like Clooney With Fancier Boots

Gossip Girl Flees From Ghost of CW Stars' Futures (not pictured).

@procrastinator, esq.: yip yip yip yip!

Out to Stirrup Some Trouble!

Serena Van der Woodsen Seriously Needs to Learn to Smile With Her Eyes.

Pay no attention to what's written on the manhole cover! We're in Dumbosburg. Honest!

Blake Lively just found out everyone else got a blue sharpie!

Goddamn those boots are fucking ugly.

"Mam, I'm from loss prevention, I'm going to need to talk to you for a moment."

Carissa Doesn't Explain Anything Because You Should Already Know It All Already

From Manhole To Man...hole?

@procrastinator, esq.:

Wow. That was fast. Excellent.

Reason #1293 why anything above 59th street makes me want to put a bullet in my fucking brain

Gossip Girl Wishes She Was SJP, but is Too Fat.

@procrastinator, esq.: Yay!

"Gossip Girl" embarassed to be caught in last year's fashion - Mystic Tanned boots.

Blake Lively: Off to ride her pony in 26 minutes!

no, these boots do not come in any color other than Staten Island tan.

"Crossing against the light is fun! I'm gonna do it again, mmmkay?"

Wait a minute! Why did she get her own post. She should be in Gawker Stalker Sightings! This is unfair to the other "celebrities."

Ibrahim

www.IGotUGGs.com
www.BehindtheApprovalMatrix.com

@Ibrahim:
Jesus - enough with the spam.

@karion: Seriously. I promise my IP address will never show up on any of his analytics logs if you promise the same.

Just Sharted! XOXO

@fiveinchtaint: Solidarity.

I can't think of a worse audience to spam.

@fiveinchtaint: @karion: I AM THE IBRAHIM! VISIT VIEW WEB PAGES.

"Don't you know who I AM?"

Don't hit me! I'll try to be a better actress, I swear! I know everyone on the show holds me up. I don't deny it! Don't hit me please!

aw did you have to change the caption because the show's publicist threatened to bite your head off?

Don't tase me, Ellen Pompeo!