Looking for a "beautiful pink vagina couch" to complete your living-room set? Look no further than this 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide creation, available for pickup in Mendocino — just a short three hour-drive north of San Francisco. It's all yours for only $600, according to this Craigslist ad. As one might do with the real thing, click to expand.

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