you can totally drink while you're pregnant, doctors say it is OK now to do so, i read it on jezebel, and it has totally revised my opinion on pregnancy.
Wait, I'm confused. What am I supposed to be doing in solidarity: Eat, not drink or get knocked up?
Because I can tell you with all honesty, two of those aren't going to be happening.
She goes on to say, but at least I'm not going to become a cougar like those bitches at Cosmo
So she's bare-assed, pregnant, watching a cable network which spends lots of time in the kitchen? Progress.