Dear Gawker,

If there's to be a line, might I suggest you draw it here.

Sincerely,
Chaim

Spoiler alert: He's wearing an itsy bitsy diaper at the end.

Leave music alone!

Dear God,

If there's any way You'd agree to do the ol' switcheroo between Chris Crocker and the incredible Heath Ledger, we'll pick You up something nice on the way home.

Yours,
Scrolly

I'd do her.

Thanks for ruining a perfectly good breakfast. FUCK that was gross

She's developing a pouch just like Britney

NSFW

I'm pretty elated! I would like to make such a video someday.

Howdy, fellow interns! Who's got Mister Denton's latte order?

@fiveinchtaint: I did a few scroll downs, scroll ups, throat clears, etc. myself.

He makes me itch.

@virgilicious: Will someone explain this joke to me? I think I missed that day. Seriously, really curious...

DEAR GOD!!! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!

@codepink: I saw nipple and blushed.

Wow - fancy new buttons I see.

1.59. And that was a real push, even with the sound off. Anybody make it farther than that?

@fiveinchtaint: I know, I questioned to myself how naughty it all was--he's technically a man, but with the nipples and his girly behavior, it was like--wow! Totally gendernaughty.

@lolcait: denton told lodwick all the commenters are interns (except for CCG! guuuurl! the pencil campaign is working! he knows your name!)

@crotchety: I watched the whole thing... but I must say that I was more uncomfortable watching that than I was watching Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thortons sex scene in Monsters Ball.

"this is a taste of what's to come."

it tasted like chicken.

My eyes! My beautiful eyyyyyyyyyyyes!

@codepink: I have to question it's gender, even seeing it in tighty whities didn't clear much up. i mean they were rolled in places no panty should roll

Now I'm blind for the rest of the workday... thanks, jerks!

AAAAHHHHHH! My brain is exploding. Gayness overload. Critical mass

@StrawBerryShortCake: I know. He has curves. I'm more confused than disgusted.

@codepink: I think he might be growing girl parts through sheer will.

@BeAgrestic: I refuse to watch. Isn't its 15 minutes of fame over yet?

@fiveinchtaint: Yeah. Really, I think Chris Crocker is fine. "Oh you would, CodePink, you WOULD!"

i am usually against gay bashing, with my being gay and all, but, maybe just this once?

@BeAgrestic: not to mention it(i refuse to call it a he/she yet) seems to lack the ability to grow any facial hair, or body hair

His parents must be so proud.

i kept waiting for him to be kicked across the subway station floor by a breakdancer.

At first I was going to say that he embodies the definition of "crazy eyes", but then I saw his panties shoved up his butt and all my brain cells died.

@maehrc: Come on.. give in.. it's sooooo easy.

@maehrc:

No, don't. Speaking as a straight man, I believe the gay community might need people like you now more than ever.

NSFA ("A" = anything)

Lip-syncing makes his speech impediment go away. Without that, he just seems like a normal, beer-drinkin' dude to me.

I don't think it's the gyrating that makes this NSFW so much as the view from behind of this thing crawling around on the floor in a diaper-thong. Btw, do they make those for infant girls? My niece's wardrobe could use some spicing up.

Are Chris Crocker and Heidi Montag the same person? Has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time? Hmm.

@Nard38: "normal beer drinking dude" in heels and thong diaper right?

@StrawBerryShortCake: Oops. I had my computer's Gaydar turned off. When I watched it the first time, he was playing rugby while eating hot wings.

@StrawBerryShortCake: I'm so happy I'm not the only one who noticed he was rockin the hairless chihuahua look.
@NefariousNewt: I wish. I think he's getting his own reality show.
This didn't cheer me up, I'm off to find that vid of the Baby Panda Sneezing.

@Nard38: yeah that happens to me everytime i try to watch project runway

I tipped gawker off to this last night, b/c when I was watching porn on Xtube it was already making the rounds...shudder.

Ha! I love the shot of his mom in the mirror. Or whoever that is, watching him.

Isn't this video about a month old?

Anyway, the cool kids don't care about Chris Crocker anymore. They're watching Izzy Anderson.

[YouTube]

@La Cieca: Yeah, it's a couple weeks old. I figured we needed it, though. What, at a time like this...

Well, my Heath Ledger confusion and pain is eclipsed by a completely different breed of confusion and pain now, at least.

@BadUncle: that was brilliant.

Isn't Nancy Spungeon DEAD?

Jesus Christ Faaaabulousstar!

He's got the Jesus diaper/loincloth, but not the Jesus six-pack abs yet. Keep working on it, dear.

He's such a HERO!

He must live in the only trailer park with a recording studio. And I hate gender illusionists that wear cheap shoes, it betrays a lack of total commitment.

@lolcait: It was either this or Sheila's "Death Becomes Them" piece. Cheap but cheerful!

Wow. I always enjoy it when losers play pretend at home and videotape it for the world to see. Does Gawker have to help keep this idiot famous?

Is Britney referencing him in the song - and then he is lipsynching the song back to us?

Oooh, how meta!

Chris Crocker would wear a seafoam American Apparel shirt.