Terrified Bindi Irwin Made to Smile Via Jolt of "Travoltage"S

[Scientologist John Travolta and Bindi Irwin, whose father, Steve Irwin, was killed by a sting ray, pose last night at New York's kick off to, ironically, tragically, something-ically, G'Day USA Australia week; image via Splash]

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