lol Headline.

I love you.

Ironically, I'm So Dehydrated Right Now! I Don't Even Know Where I Am!

"Got meee! Zis dress is too shott for zat pose!"

For some reason my browser hasn't downloaded her entire body - the image is missing from the hips down.

I mean Dis and Dat goddamnit!

Product Note: Seal May Require Force To Remove

"One day you're in, the next you're pitching bottled water."

Lebensborn To Be Wild

I think she's the one on the right!!1!

"Two-dimensional character stands beside cardboard cut-out"

guess her career as Seals backup singer wasn't working out for her

WASSERGEIST!

Oh Wonderful Day: Chaim's Fantasy of Combining Twins and Cardboard Fetishes Finally Comes to Pass

@viruswithshoes: brilliant!

"I cell ze watir. I can haz munny now hah hah"

"Open ze cap...*wicked smile* and ze Water. Is. Out!"

"Yah - can you see my boobies through dis schilling?"

"This Standee Makes Me Look Fat!"

SHE'S GERMAN, GUYS!!

"I think dis mirror iz brokened hah hah"

@lolcait:
Okay!

I Built the Berlin Wall Myself With My Strong Model Arms and Constitution! Water!

@CodePink: Funky Falco Dance Hour! Crazy Model Model Dancing Down The Autobahn!

Aryans Have More Fun!

Klum Debuts New German Bottled Water, "Krystallnacht Geyser"

"I don't even know vhat zee term 'baby weight' means! I run on water only! Ha ha ha."

@lolcait: Luftwaffe, Lufthansa, Hasselhoff, Shiza, Cartman's Mom, Germany!

Vould You Like To Touch My Oversized Cardboard Likeness?

"Dark matter discovered on supermodel's legs. Geeks explode."

"Leggy blonde runs on mixture of hydrogen and oxygen. Enjoys."

"Our Water Will Give You The 'Liebensraum' You Need To Start Your Day!"

@fiveinchtaint: That's the spirit!

(Sorry, I'm very punchy right now.)

@lolcait: Schindler's Hot New Dance List Club with Hamburgs! Guggenheim Dancing With It!

@lolcait:
hey, Falco was AUSTRIAN!

@fiveinchtaint: Frankfurter War with Blondes XXX und chausen und mausen fausen!

@fileunder: Same thing!

@fiveinchtaint: East Germany West Germany South Germany North Germany It's The Germany Rap, It's The Germany Rap!

@CodePink:

Wiener schnitzel, bratwurst, knockwurst, Jews;
Everysing we Germans do makes zee news!!!

GermanBlog.edu.blogspottingz! Check it out, dudes!

Oh everything you can learn about the Germany UND MOREN! We have everything! About it and alongside of it. German people, german things, even German animals! Ruff!

Look at the Things About Germany Which You Like: If you like it, I blogged it!

@CodePink: Bockwurst, Bratwurst, Braunschweiger, Weißbier, beer beer, beer, giant pretzels, Fatherland, Fuckinpukin'!

"I told you I fotograff better zan I look"

@fiveinchtaint: A terrific list. Put it on my Germanblog @ yahoo dot blog!

@Nard38: Wonderful! exquisite eggzamples!

"In fashion, one day you're in, the next you're out" translated into German then back into English again:

"In way one day are you inside, following you are out."

"Heidi ... you're in. You can leave the runway. Heidi ... I'm sorry, but you're out. Auf wiedersehen."

Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude. I laugh now.

Heidi Klon

"A HA HA HA HA HA! IT IS ME ON ZE VATAH! A HA HA HA HA!..."

Or should that be Klonen?

One's a spread-legged beauty by a huge phallic symbol. The other models teddies for a living. I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

Heidi Klum Demonstrates Fine Art of Receiving Huge Sums of Money to Just Stand Next to Something

Break Seal To Enjoy

"Have You Heard the German Blond?"